That's some HOT-T-T ACTION right there!

Firefighters battling a massive blaze at the edge of the San Bernardino National Forest are worried it could merge Friday with another and become even more difficult to control.

HELL YEAH!

I'm huge and ready for ACTION!

Jesus Christ!

I look like I'm going to explode and I LIKE IT!

HELL YEAH!

Now, that's my kind of ACTION figure!

HELL YEAH!

The Captain's ACTION Policies

PART 1:

• When driving, always chirp the tires between gears, take turns way too fast and, whenever possible, drive with your head leaning way outside the window.
  
• If you have to take a shit in a public restroom, push like you are trying to blow out your colon. This will intimidate anyone in the stalls next to you.
• Don't be a dick when you can be a COCK!
• If you're going to drink booze at home, drink it out of a saucepan or a bucket instead of a nice normal glass.
  
• Bored? Don't worry. Just find a 25' section of hose, secure it to the railing of a balcony or stairwell, hold on to it, and JUMP.
  
• When in doubt, bleed it out. HELL YEAH!

I like it when other people use the word ACTION in their blogs!

Today's Action Items
by:
Hobbs Von Wackmyhole

Today's Underwater ACTION!

Hbhbbell Yeebbeahbb!

The CAB is your source for Asian ACTION!

Heru Un!

Is lame ACTION is better than no ACTION?

Paul Jackon, please report to the garage so the other CABbies can kick your ass! HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION Shot!

HELL YEAH!

These Budhhists have some ACTION going on!

They might not have as much fun as we do, but on their deathbed, they will receive total consciousness... which is nice!

HELL YEAH!

Bush makes Putin's ACTION look tame!

Uh oh, Bushy!

Someone get that baby outta' there before he gives it Russian kitty kat kissies!

HELL YEAH!

Today's Creepy Little ACTIONOBOT!

Just so you know, it's pronounced
ack-SHAWN-oh-bot!
HELL YEAH!

These Mo'Fo's know ACTION!

Man, that is some cool shit right there. HELL YEAH!

Today in ACTION History!

On this date in 1881, outlaw William H. Bonney Jr., alias "Billy the Kid," was shot and killed by Sheriff Pat Garrett in Fort Sumner, N.M.

HELL YEAH!

ACTION Packed Ideas to spice up your day!

Hey, I know you! You're that guy sitting around doing nothing today! Well, get off your ass and do something ACTION PACKED!

Need some ideas? Well, FINE! Here you go:

• Go up to a random coworker or a person on the street, kick them right in the ass, raise your fist in the air and yell "THAT'S FOR YESTERDAY, SQUAREPANTS!"
• Get pulled over by the police, say to the officer "fuck off, I'M BUSY!" and then turn around and pretend to make out with yourself!
• KILL SOMETHING!HELL YEAH!
• Try any one of these crazy hobbies!
  
• File for a divorce... from yourself!
  
• Watch The Goonies... 10 TIMES IN A ROW!
• Go to a convention or tradeshow and be THIS GUY!
• Drink brandy until you are piss drunk, get all paranoid and angry about nothing, and then start emailing nastygrams your friends.
• Quit your job in a really dramatic fashion and storm out of the building. One hour later, go back inside and say "April Fools!" Don't worry that's it's not April. After all, FUCK APRIL. It's a sissy month. It's not a MAN'S month like February or September!
• Tell your empty iced coffee who's boss!
  

If you don't have an ACTION Jacket...

...then you just ain't cool, yo! HELL YEAH!

I think they're just about to pull out some GUNS!

These boys are ready for some ACTION! HELL YEAH!

Remember to make sure that your birthday always has the element of ACTION!

TO THE EXTREME!

Wish you were an ACTION Captain?

Then be more like this guy and shut up! HELL YEAH!

Need an ACTION packed game for you and your piss drunk friends to play?

Well, then play catch with a mutha' fuckin' couch!

Today's ACTION movie quote!

Sergeant-Hauptmann Strachwitz:

I will not take ACTION against you, now. This is the first day here and there has been much stupidity and carelessness... on both sides!

(The Great Escape, 1963)

There's ACTION in them there eyes!

Horatio Hornblower, you can pack your shit in my ACTION attic anytime!

I'm not sure what that means, but I liked saying it!

HELL YEAH!

The Dudes know ACTION!

Holy shit! If you see these boys a' comin', you might want to start a runnin'! HELL YEAH!

WORK = ACTION

So, here I am at work when I decide that I need some ACTION! So, I realize it's also time for coffee! But, instead of getting a small cupa' joe, I opt instead to fill up my water bottle with COKE! HELL YEAH!

I had no idea that spreads had such ACTION!

These die-hard ACTION-LOVERS are my kind of people! HELL YEAH!

Pay attention now, 'cause Daddy's gonna give you your daily ACTION lesson!

My boy knows what's up.

The CAB finds ACTION in the most unlikely people and places!

Mr. Potato Head?
HELL YEAH!
That piggaz' got ACTION!

Look up ACTION in the dictionary, and you'll probably see THIS:

HELL YEAH! ACTS OF WAR ARE THE COOLEST!

Optimus Prime is getting ready for ACTION!

Fuckin'A!
What's the "A" stand for?
ACTION!

Everything goes well with ACTION!

Visual Thesaurus, you ROCK MY WORLD!

More ACTION than I can handle!

"Unflinching Triumph" provides an ACTION packed look at a man we never knew and a competitive sport we never knew existed... (more)! HELL YEAH!

Elephant Ass ACTION

Come git' some! HELL YEAH!

OH YEAH! I like ACTION!

Israeli troops take ACTION and fire across Lebanon's border!

DAMN! That's some hot ACTION right there!

Stupid Anti-ACTION Site

These people don't do the word ACTION any justice and, as we all know, justice is cool.

ACTION Hero Of The Day

Man, Jean Luc Picard, is the SHIT! Why? No, not because I love Star Trek or we're on a French kick around here at The CAB today! Because his name as two ACTION packed words in it!


Check it out:

Picard = PI + CARD, right?

Well, Pi is cool because it's a weird number and I bet it was used when they made the A-BOMB! AND A-BOMBS ARE MY KIND OF ACTION! HELL YEAH!

Card is cool because you use cards when you play poker, but, even better, in wartime, soldiers put playing cards on peoples faces after they kill them! WHOA! THAT'S COOL!

Today's Awesome ACTION Shot!

HELL YEAH!

Today in ACTION History!

On this date in 1793, French revolutionary writer Jean Paul Marat was stabbed to death in his bath by Charlotte Corday.

Welcome to The CAB!

My name is Captain Flak Paperpants and I will be your guide through an endless world of ACTION that will literally BLOW YOU AWAY!




Why is it so black in here?

Because you never know what ACTION awaits you in the dark!

Why is The CAB's local time set to Antarctica/Vostok?

Because that sounds so cool! After all, I bet "Vostok" is Russian for HARDCORE ACTION!

Are you ready to dive into an electronic battlefield devoid of any and all rules of engagement?

You are? Well, then lift up your balls and let's get to it!

LIGHTS! CABRA! ACTION!