Tonight, we make history. ACTION HISTORY!

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HELL YEAH!

And, now, loyal subjects, I'd like to present to you: THE KING & QUEEN OF ACTION!

Aweee... what a cute couple!

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS?

HELL YEAH!

This fuckin' kid needs some new ACTION!

This is not worthy of a
HELL YEAH!

Come git some UZI ACTION!

Oh baby, that's hot.

UZI HOT!

HELL YEAH!

Today's Hardcore ACTION shot!

HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION CRAZY mo'fo's!

Oy! Get him out of th' shoppe, lad!

I say, HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION product!

Israelis look for ACTION in the craziest places!

Find any ACTION yet, boys? Keep looking and I bet you will!

HELL YEAH!

I don't know what the hell this is...

But it sure does make
me think of ACTION!
HELL YEAH!

Today in ACTION history!

On this date in 1790, the United States Coast Guard had its beginnings as the Revenue Service.

I'm hungry for some ACTION FOOD.

COOOOME AND GET IT!!!!


HELL YEAH!

ACTION is alive and well in nature!

HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION Anniversary!

This picture was taken three years ago today!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED?

HELL YEAH!*



*no, not really.

Today's Awesome ACTION Shot!

That little green bastard can throw anything at me that he thinks will make a difference. In the end, I always win. Always. Why? Because I am The Captain. That's why.

HELL YEAH!

There sure is a lot of ACTION in this image!

HELL YEAH!

Need some ACTION today?

Eat a mutha-fuckin' table, yo!

HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION MAN!

Meet Bob.

Bob has a thing for ping pong.

Bob finds all of his daily ACTION in ping pong.

The sad part is that no one wants to play against Bob so Bob plays against the wall.


Why is Bob our ACTION man of the day?

Because Bob is dedicated. Bob is so fucking dedicated to ACTION that he spends hours upon hours in his parents basement (where he lives) living a life of secluded, one sided, sports laden, ACTION.

Bob... we salute you.

HELL YEAH!

OH MAN, THAT'S SWEET!!!!!

Nothing makes me happier than seeing something having the shit blown out of it.

HELL YEAH!

Finally, the world gets it's first look at the newly discovered ACTION GENE!

THAT'S AMAZING!
HELL YEAH!

This ACTION shot speaks for itself.

HELL YEAH!

The NFL finally purchases a CAB ACTION SIMULATOR!

Lookin' good, numba 74, lookin' good!

HELL YEAH!

Concept drawings for the new ACTION SUIT!

I dig anything with a helmet.

HELL YEAH!

Get yer FIGHT on!

HELL YEAH!






FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

The Quintessential MAN of ACTION!

CHUCK NORRIS!
HELL YEAH!

Clearly, this man is looking for some ACTION!

He's gonna git ya! He's gonna git ya! HELL YEAH!

Back by popular demand... it's time for some ROCKETEER ACTION!

WHIZ!
BANG!
BOOM!
HELL YEAH!

A little old school movie ACTION anyone?

The Walking Dead?

HELL YEAH!

Today's SPAAAACE ACTION shot!

HELL YEAH!

Two more ACTION animations for yesterday's CAB POLL!

Are these ones any better?
HELL YEAH they are!

Today in ACTION history!

On this date in 1914, Germany declared war on France. War? HELL YEAH!

Want some hot Gates-on-Gates ACTION?

The CAB delivers, baby.

HELL YEAH!

Today's disturbing ACTION figure!

Is this little badass full of evil action? HELL YEAH!

What's your ACTION Gauge reading?

Mine's hot, baby.
REAL HOT!
HELL YEAH!

Today's Man Of ACTION!

Officer T. William "Tinky" Winks works for the Fall River, MA Police Department. Although he was hired to run their new D.A.R.E. program, he has since taken over the reigns of The Murk & Malach Show security detail from Mr. Tooserious. We salute you, o brave one! For you are a MAN OF ACTION! HELL YEAH!

The latest, greatest ACTION CAR!

That'll get you a job! HELL YEAH!

CAB POLL: The ACTION is all up to you!

Who has more ACTION?






Picard VS. Chunk?












Bubblicious Blast Wave?












Dr. Murk's car?











Hijinx Hitler?









Or coked up crowd?






(obviously, I would vote for Picard vs. Chunk! HELL YEAH!)

Today's Amazing ACTION Shot!

Is Mr. Fantastic making his getaway?
HELL YEAH he is!

Ladies & GentleMEN, I'd like to introduce...

...THE DOUBLE BUCKLED ACTION BELT!

HELL YEAH!

Wow! I had no idea the brain worked this way.

Here we see a CGI representation of some ACTION stimuli (shown in red) being processed by the still misunderstood actionathalmus portion of the human brain (shown in green.)

Doctors who viewed this astounding animation were reported to have said: "HELL YEAH!"

Today's various ACTION signs!