Today's animated AT-AT ACTION!

My lord, I've reached the
main power generators.
The shield will be down in moments,
you may start your landing.
HELL YEAH!

Today's astronaut ACTION!

The crew of the space shuttle Atlantis began the mission's third and final spacewalk this morning.


Astronaut Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper helped deploy a radiator for the international space station.

HELL YEAH, OVER?

The CAB's ACTION Seal Of Approval!

HELL YEAH!

Today's confusing ACTION graph!

Hm. Yes. I like what you've done here. Very strateigc!

HELL YEAH!

ACTION Hottie, anyone?

HELL YEAH!

Today's Bionic ACTION Couple!

Is that a putter on his right arm?

HELL YEAH!

HOLY HARDCORE GEEK n' NERD ACTION!

HELL YEAH.
(said in a lame robot voice)

When in doubt...

...pull the old school Spanish Armada ACTION Team out!

HELL YEAH!

Today's animated Eco-ACTION-Trap!

NOW COMES WITH
URINE TRAPPING ACTION!
HELL YEAH!

Today in ACTION history!

On this date in 1940, during the Battle of Britain in WWII, the tide turned as the Luftwaffe sustained heavy losses inflicted by the Royal Air Force.

HELL YEAH, OLD BOYS!

Today's classic ACTION albums!

And now... ACTION... IN COLOR!

Chuck Norris is ON BALLS.
HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION movie quote!

Frank:

"The Golden Rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules. "

HELL YEAH!

Today's animated ACTION dog!

GO, BOY, GO!

HELL YEAH!

Today in ACTION history!

On this date in 1914, during World War I, the First Battle of the Marne ended in an Allied victory against Germany.

HELL YEAH!

Today's animated ACTION freak out!

YOU GOT HIM!
HELL YEAH!

Today's Man of ACTION!

Let's face it people, this guy is the shit.
He primes, he paints, he pounds it out.
Give the man a chance,
and he'll use a blowtorch if need be.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Mr. Corecoatings!
HELL YEAH!

Today's awesome ACTION animation!

Neo, you're still a crazy bastard!

HELL YEAH!

Today's Amazing ACTION Clan shots!

HII YAH!!
HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION movie trailer!

Finally!
Incontrovertible proof that the
United States Coast Guard
is nothing but tough guys
and kick ass helicopters!
HELL YEAH!

My Lifelong War Against The Bees & The Spiders

UGLY
STUPID
VIOLENT
DISRESPECTFUL
CREEPY-CRAWLEY
SICK - MINDED
MO'FO'S!

I don't know if these buggy little fuckers are working together or not, but I can tell you this much:

I hate them and I have hated them with a phobia filled passion since I was a wee Cap'n lad back in good ol' 1970's.

I don't care if the bees make sweet, sweet honey or if the spiders eat a variety of other annoying bastard bugs.

I FUCKING HATE
THE BEES
AND
THE SPIDERS!!!!

AND

I WILL KILL THEM
AT ANY AND ALL
OPPORTUNITY
I AM GIVEN!!!!

I AM SERIOUS HERE, PEOPLE! THESE CREEPY LITTLE BASTARDS DESERVE TO DIE A HORRID DEATH!

Why? Because they show us no respect! They invade our homes, offices and even our cars. They hurt us and bite us and tease us and taunt us!

I mean, they're lower than even those stupid asshead mosquito mother fuckers. GOD! Those guys piss me off too!

I mean, WTF, MATE?

Once they are dead... having been killed by broom, chemical, fire, fist, frost or frippery... I like to leave their dead carcasess lying around AS A WARNING TO THE REST OF THEM.

If they fuck with The Cap'n, their gonna get the pipe... THE DEATH PIPE... uh, whatever that means.

So, bring it on, you multi-leg ugly fucksticks. Bring it down! Bring it down to Chinatown and I will eat your little insect hearts for breakfast!

I thank you for your time.

(this message brought to you by last night's bottle of Yellow Tail Shiraz - HELL YEAH!)

Today's animated stick figure ACTION!

BURN YOURSELF, BOY!
HELL YEAH!