Today's Teeny Tiny Explosive Animated ACTION!

HELL YEAH!

Today's Confusing ACTION Image!

WTF? HERU UN!

Who means ACTION?

These guys mean ACTION!
HELL YEAH!

Meanwhile at the Super Secret Second CAB Headquarters Office & Online Support Center (aka: SSSCABHQOOSC)

"Mhmmm... yes, very strategic."

HELL YEAH!

Today's animated inflatable ACTION shot!

Puhsssssssssss....
HELL YEAH!

Cricket Spitting ACTION anyone?

PTUI!

HELL YEAH!

Today's Power Rangers ACTION sequence

HELL YEAH, GUNTRON!

Today in ACTION history!

On this date in, 1944, during World War II, Paris was liberated by Allied forces after four years of Nazi occupation.

ENFER OUAIS!

Today's Hoff Shot

HELL YEAH, MICHAEL!

Today's Old School ACTION shot!

I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

HUT! HUT! HO!

HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION sign!

Today's ACTION MAN!

Don't fuck with this man or you'll get GORED! FIRE GORED!

HELL YEAH!

BREAKING NEWS!

The CAB is getting some KICK ASS new digital systems installed so we can bring you even more ACTION! HELL YEAH!

Today's animated ACTION shot!

FISH FIGHTING = ACTION
HELL YEAH!

What did the Cap'n do on his vacation?

• Lit a fire. A BIG FIRE.
• Drove fast. WITH MY EYES SHUT.
• Got laid. MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT.
• Threw some rocks. SOME BIG ROCKS.
• Drank 12 bottles of Magner's Irish Cider, 3 bottles of Aussie red wine and did a ton of shots. ALL AT ONCE.
• Completely trashed a house. A BIG HOUSE.
• Tested a battery with my tongue. A CAR BATTERY.
• Enjoyed some nice quiet time. WITH MY GUNS.
• Performed a ritual ceremony. IN THE NAME OF ZEUS.
  

It's official...

...Pluto has NO ACTION.

HELL YEAH!

Murk & Malach bring you more AUDIO ACTION!

These mo'fo's know where it's at, yo!
Click here to check out their latest podcast.
HELL YEAH!

Today in ACTION history!

On this date in 1814, British forces invaded Washington, setting fire to the Capitol and the White House. Stupid fuckin' Red Coats? HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION ORDERS from The Gunny!

Listen to this man.
Listen very carefully.
SIR, HELL YEAH, SIR!