The Cannonball Action Blog (aka: The CAB)

You like beef. No, you like ACTION! YEAH! ACTION! You want to see some explosions? OK! You want to see some roundhouse kicks to the face? OK! You want to know what might be inside that secret government bunker out in the middle of the woods that no one seems to know about? OK! Well, ladies and MEN, this blog is ON BALLS! So, strap yourself in using a five point seatbelt and attach that head restraint because The CAB is here to whisk you away to a la-la land of ACTION PACKED EXCITEMENT!

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Active scan of an ACTION brain!

The darker areas in the center
represent the part of the brain
that processes ACTION!
HELL YEAH!

Military ACTION shots!

HELL...

YEAH!

Today's crazy vomiting ACTION machine!

Is that nasty? HELL YEAH it is!

Another hard rockin' ACTION mo'fo!

You wear a gas mask while playing the guitar? HELL YEAH!

Even in ACTION figure format, Worf can kick your ass!

Hok'Ti HIja'!

He might be seein' dead people in ACTION now!

Actor Haley Joel Osment was hospitalized early Thursday after he apparently lost control of his car (HELL YEAH!) while heading to his Los Angeles-area home, authorities said. Police on the scene reported that they didn't even realize he was old enough to drive. Burce Willis was listed as Osment's emergency contact.

Today's ACTION shot!

Whoa! HELL YEAH!

It's time for some HOLY POPE ACTION!

This nigga' knows where it's at! HELL YEAH!

Got a battery and a paperclip? If you said yes, then you've got ACTION!

It might not look like much,
but HELL YEAH,
I like it!

Today In ACTION History!

On this date in 1969, Apollo 11 astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin became the first men to walk on the moon as they stepped out of their lunar module.

Today's Animated GIF ACTION!

HELL YEAH!

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Looking for some crazy ACTION?! Don't worry... it's coming!

Just click here for more details on the big battle to come!

HELL YEAH!

This musical mo'fo knows ACTION!

HEEEEEEELL YEAH!

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Today's Video Game ACTION Shot!

KICK IT! HELL YEAH!

Meanwhile in ACTION TOWN!

Four against one?

That's my kind of odds!

HELL YEAH!

Print is dead. ACTION IS ALIVE!

These are the only magazines we read down here at The CAB! HELL YEAH!

Today's Old School ACTION Gang!

HELL YEAH!

Today's Old School ACTION device!

Who wants The Dinger?
YOU want The Dinger!
HELL YEAH!

Today's Amazing ACTIONOBOT!

Come get some! HELL YEAH!

Today's surprisingly high ACTION Index

(click to enlarge)

As always, there's a lot of
ACTION in Texas and Arizona!
HELL YEAH!

12-pack of ACTION, anyone?

HELL YEAH!

This guy is looking for some ACTION!

I don't think we want to know what kind of ACTION that is.

HELL NO!

President Bush: A Man of ACTION!

This guy has a mout h on him that knows how to eat banquet chow and spew spicy political ACTION!

HELL YEAH!

Monday, July 17, 2006

Today's Middle East Wartime ACTION!

Man, they got ACTION goin' ON over there! GEHENEM YO!

Now, that would be an ACTION packed fight!

Of course, I'd have to vote for The Captain!

YARRR!!! These boys knows ACTION!

Arrr, pirate ACTION!
HELL YARR!

Looking to get your drunk on? Well, then, laddies, try some ACTION rum!

This shit is Captain Flak Paperpants TESTED & CERTIFIED as being FULL OF ACTION!

I drank this particular brand of booze, called "Screech," after I caught a large fish in the deep waters off of the Eastern Newfie Coast and danced a jig (a tradition in Newfoundland and in the Paperpants Family.)

"Tis the rum, my son."