Looking to get your drunk on? Well, then, laddies, try some ACTION rum!

This shit is Captain Flak Paperpants TESTED & CERTIFIED as being FULL OF ACTION!

I drank this particular brand of booze, called "Screech," after I caught a large fish in the deep waters off of the Eastern Newfie Coast and danced a jig (a tradition in Newfoundland and in the Paperpants Family.)

"Tis the rum, my son."

"HELL YEAH!"