It's the end of the Line, folks. End of the line.

Today in ACTION history!

On this date in 1519, Portuguese navigator Ferdinand Magellan set out from Spain on a voyage to find a western passage to the Spice Islands in Indonesia.

(Magellan was killed en route, but one of his ships eventually circled the world. HELL YEAH!)

Today's animated ACTION image!

HELL YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!

Today in ACTION news!

Florida man takes 50-foot dive for $20

PALMETTO, Florida -- Mark Giorgio figured a 50-foot plunge was worth $20. Giorgio, 47, was counting his money and walking across the U.S. 41 bridge over the Manatee River Monday when a $20 bill blew out of his hand and flew over the rail.

He followed. And plummeted 50 feet into the river. Then he swam about 100 yards to fish the bill from the water.

"I got my money back, hell yeah," Giorgio told the Sarasota Herald-Tribune. "Twenty bucks is a lot of money when you're broke."

He was fished from the water by a passing Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officer.

Giorgio, who said he was already suffering from a broken collarbone, refused treatment for cuts and scrapes he suffered in the fall.

Today's animated ACTION sky penis!

WTF?
HELL YEAH!

Today's incredible flying football players!

Now, that's ACTION, baby!
HIKE YEAH!

Today's Fez-Laden ACTION Band!

HOOMPA! HOOMPA! HOOMPA!
HELL YEAH!

Your daily dose of band saw ACTION!

KAZZZZERRRINNG!
HELL YEAH!
CUT THAT SHIT UP, PACO!

Today's barrel rolling ACTION!

ROLL WITH IT, BABY!
HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION lessons from a former mob boss

Lesson No. 1: Men fight. BUT THEY DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT.

Lesson No. 2: Men tolerate no assault on their character or on their classic cars.

Lesson No. 3: Manliness is in the blood AND in the urine.

Lesson No. 4: A man spends time with family. No, not that family.

Lesson No. 5: Men can do prison time.... federal "pound me the ass" prison time.


Lesson No. 6: Real men don't snitch, but if they do, they don't make stuff up. Or they can make stuff up, really. Either way is fine.

No. 7: Mafia life stinks... like prosciutto and salami.

COME GIT R' SOME ACTION!

HELL YEAH!

Today's space tourist ACTION hottie!

Anyone want to guess what Russian
cosmonaut Mikhail Tyurin is thinking?
HELL YEAH!

Today's hardcore shofor playing ACTION!

HOOOOOT! HOOOOOT!
HELL YEAH!

Today's hot redneck ACTION!

Me n' Darrell... we loves it.
HELLS YEAH, WE DO'S!

Today's confusing ACTION image!

Confusing?
Flutag?
HELL YEAH!

Today's lazy ACTION American!

HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION wedding shot!

Wedding "shot"?
Pun intended?
HELL YEAH!

Today's animated AT-AT ACTION!

My lord, I've reached the
main power generators.
The shield will be down in moments,
you may start your landing.
HELL YEAH!

Today's astronaut ACTION!

The crew of the space shuttle Atlantis began the mission's third and final spacewalk this morning.


Astronaut Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper helped deploy a radiator for the international space station.

HELL YEAH, OVER?

The CAB's ACTION Seal Of Approval!

HELL YEAH!

Today's confusing ACTION graph!

Hm. Yes. I like what you've done here. Very strateigc!

HELL YEAH!

ACTION Hottie, anyone?

HELL YEAH!

Today's Bionic ACTION Couple!

Is that a putter on his right arm?

HELL YEAH!

HOLY HARDCORE GEEK n' NERD ACTION!

HELL YEAH.
(said in a lame robot voice)

When in doubt...

...pull the old school Spanish Armada ACTION Team out!

HELL YEAH!

Today's animated Eco-ACTION-Trap!

NOW COMES WITH
URINE TRAPPING ACTION!
HELL YEAH!

Today in ACTION history!

On this date in 1940, during the Battle of Britain in WWII, the tide turned as the Luftwaffe sustained heavy losses inflicted by the Royal Air Force.

HELL YEAH, OLD BOYS!

Today's classic ACTION albums!

And now... ACTION... IN COLOR!

Chuck Norris is ON BALLS.
HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION movie quote!

Frank:

"The Golden Rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules. "

HELL YEAH!

Today's animated ACTION dog!

GO, BOY, GO!

HELL YEAH!

Today in ACTION history!

On this date in 1914, during World War I, the First Battle of the Marne ended in an Allied victory against Germany.

HELL YEAH!

Today's animated ACTION freak out!

YOU GOT HIM!
HELL YEAH!

Today's Man of ACTION!

Let's face it people, this guy is the shit.
He primes, he paints, he pounds it out.
Give the man a chance,
and he'll use a blowtorch if need be.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Mr. Corecoatings!
HELL YEAH!

Today's awesome ACTION animation!

Neo, you're still a crazy bastard!

HELL YEAH!

Today's Amazing ACTION Clan shots!

HII YAH!!
HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION movie trailer!

Finally!
Incontrovertible proof that the
United States Coast Guard
is nothing but tough guys
and kick ass helicopters!
HELL YEAH!

My Lifelong War Against The Bees & The Spiders

UGLY
STUPID
VIOLENT
DISRESPECTFUL
CREEPY-CRAWLEY
SICK - MINDED
MO'FO'S!

I don't know if these buggy little fuckers are working together or not, but I can tell you this much:

I hate them and I have hated them with a phobia filled passion since I was a wee Cap'n lad back in good ol' 1970's.

I don't care if the bees make sweet, sweet honey or if the spiders eat a variety of other annoying bastard bugs.

I FUCKING HATE
THE BEES
AND
THE SPIDERS!!!!

AND

I WILL KILL THEM
AT ANY AND ALL
OPPORTUNITY
I AM GIVEN!!!!

I AM SERIOUS HERE, PEOPLE! THESE CREEPY LITTLE BASTARDS DESERVE TO DIE A HORRID DEATH!

Why? Because they show us no respect! They invade our homes, offices and even our cars. They hurt us and bite us and tease us and taunt us!

I mean, they're lower than even those stupid asshead mosquito mother fuckers. GOD! Those guys piss me off too!

I mean, WTF, MATE?

Once they are dead... having been killed by broom, chemical, fire, fist, frost or frippery... I like to leave their dead carcasess lying around AS A WARNING TO THE REST OF THEM.

If they fuck with The Cap'n, their gonna get the pipe... THE DEATH PIPE... uh, whatever that means.

So, bring it on, you multi-leg ugly fucksticks. Bring it down! Bring it down to Chinatown and I will eat your little insect hearts for breakfast!

I thank you for your time.

(this message brought to you by last night's bottle of Yellow Tail Shiraz - HELL YEAH!)

Today's animated stick figure ACTION!

BURN YOURSELF, BOY!
HELL YEAH!

Today in ACTION history!

On this date in 1966, "Star Trek" premieres on NBC-TV.

HELL YEAH!

Today's Antarctic ACTION Pigs!

OINK! OINK!
HELL YEAH!

Today's awesome ACTION shot!

The Best ACTION is...

...AOB ACTION!

HELL YEAH!

Today's animated Martian Dust Devil!

This awesome ACTION animation shows a dust devil scooting across a plain inside Gusev Crater on Mars as seen from the NASA rover Spirit's hillside vantage point during the rover's 459th martian day, or sol (April 18, 2005). The individual images were taken about 20 seconds apart by Spirit's navigation camera, and the contrast has been enhanced for anything in the images that changes from frame to frame, that is, for the dust devil. HELL YEAH!