So, you're looking for some funny ACTION?

Well, baby, The CAB delivers!
HELL YEAH!

Today's Confusing ACTION figure equation

That does not make sense.

HELL NO!

Today's spelunking ACTION shot!

Is that totally sweet?
HELL YEAH!

This just in from THE ACTION CORPS!

It seems that the CAB teams in Europe have been busy. How busy?

BEER BUSY!

HELL YEAH!

Today's Wacky ACTION Animation!

Mining for gold are ya?

HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION train!

CHOO CHOO?
HELL YEAH!

The Physics of ACTION!

This animation demonstrates the natural ACTION FORCE at play in the space surrounding our planet. ACTION FORCE is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together. HELL YEAH!

Your Daily Dose of TRON ACTION!

Every one needs a little Jet Bradley ACTION from time to time.

HELL YEAH!

And now for some proper English ACTION!

Oh, well, I do say, hell yeah, old chap!

A little spanish ACTION dance anyone?

Nombre si!

Today's Classic ACTION comic!

WAR!
HUHNN!
HELL YEAH, Y'ALL!

Today's Video Game ACTION shot!

KA-BLAMO!
HELL YEAH!

Today in ACTION history!

On this date in 1909, the SOS distress signal was first used by an American ship, the Arapahoe, off Cape Hatteras.

Dude! ACTION! TO THE EXTREME!

Dude, man, that's hardcore.
Hardcore.
HELL YEAH!

Today's Audio ACTION Message!

Who wants a little STATE POLICE ACTION!

Don't you just love it when they get all fired up like that?

HELL YEAH!

Today's GRABBER OF ACTION!

HOLD ON TIGHT FOR ACTION, SON!
HELL YEAH!

ACTION ALERT! ACTION ALERT!

Terrorists were in the final stages of planning to blow up planes heading from the United Kingdom to the United States, U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff told reports from The CAB on Thursday.

The plans were "like, totally suggestive of an al Qaeda plot," he said. British police said they had forcefully arrested 21 suspects in a hollywood-esque AMAZING ACTION PACKED police raid.

These suspects were considered to be the key players in the plot to blow up passenger jets flying between the United Kingdom and the United States.

Actor turned jet pilot, John Travolta stated that he thought this was "um, so uncool. I don't think I like this. So, I think I'm, um, going to just fly my own planes. Excuse me, please, for it is time for John Travolta to dance."

Police said they were still raiding businesses and homes, and Chertoff said it was unclear if all suspects were in custody. Chertoff said the plotters were "getting close to the execution phase." We'd like to point out at this time that the word "execution" is cool.

"There were very concrete steps under way to execute all elements of the plan," he said.

When asked if he thought there still might be terrorists involed in the plot who have not yet been arrested, Chertoff said "hell yeah."

Alert levels were raised at U.S. and British airports. Sweet.

Today in ACTION history!

On this date in 2001, Space shuttle Discovery roared into orbit on a mission to deliver a fresh crew ready for some awesome SPACE ACTION to the international space station.

HELL YEAH!

More AUDIO ACTION than you can handle!

Sit down. Strap in. Brace yourself.

The fight... no, THE BATTLE of a lifetime is here. Are you ready? Are you really ready? R U READY FOR ACTION!?!?

Then, click here and let's get to it!

HELL YEAH!

Dude, that's some rockin' ACTION!

HELL YEAH, BRO!

Today in ACTION history!

On this date 1963, Britain's Great Train Robbery took place as thieves made off with 2.6 million pounds in banknotes.

HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION machine!

What is it?
What does it do?
Wanna bet it does something cool?
HELL YEAH!

These kids are gonna see some ACTION from the backside of their Dad's hand!

HELL YEAH!

Alternate ACTION Blogs

The State Action Blog
Calvin's Climate Action Blog
Howard Dean's 2004 Action Blog
Class Action Defense Blog
Man Of Action Blog
NBX Sports Action Blog
Character-In-Action Blog
Fair Tax Action Blog
New Jersey Citizens Action Blog
UK Economics Action Blog

It's a bunch of action-less faggots, if you ask me.
Is The CAB a better ACTION blog?
HELL YEAH!

Today's Animated ACTION Index

Does that compute?
HELL YEAH!

You wish you had an ACTION badge like this!

BANG! BANG!
HELL YEAH!

Nowadays, kids need more ACTION!

Video games just aren't cutting it anymore.

HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION poster!

Got black power?
HELL YEAH!

Wow. I'm impressed with this guy's ACTION!

HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION tee-shirt!

Do you know someone
who might like this shirt?
HELL YEAH YOU DO!

Today's Awesome ACTION Shot!

HELL YEAH, MOUNTAIN MAN!

Today in ACTION history!

On this date in 1942, U.S. forces landed at Guadalcanal, marking the start of the first major allied offensive in the Pacific during World War II.

HELL YEAH!

I'll never understand Asian ACTION!

Is this somewhat disturbing?
HELL YEAH!

Today's ACTION PACKED senior citizen!

Gun-toting granny still firing at age 82

JANESVILLE, Wis. --Not even triple-bypass surgery has kept Rita Roherty from the shotgun shooting that has been her life's passion. The 82-year-old great-grandmother underwent surgery last year, and then recovered to win a bronze medal in the women's shooting division of the Badger State Games in June.

She hit 91 of 100 clay pigeons to take third place in the competition, three years after winning the gold.

"When a gun fits you, it don't kick," she said of her pet Browning Lightning 12-gauge over-under shotgun.

Roherty, born Rita McAuliffe in 1923, had 14 children in 28 years of marriage before her husband, Donald Glynn, died. Then she met George Roherty, who took her trap shooting on the couple's first date in 1973.

"It was a very good couples thing to do," she said.

She says she shoots because she likes competing. When she won her gold medal in shooting, she hit enough clay pigeons to tie a woman half her age, then won in a shoot-off by hitting all 10 pigeons, she recalled.

She said she intends to keep shooting as long as she can still hold the gun, and she'll take on men as well as women.

Roherty admits she sometimes can't resist asking competitors, "You let an old lady beat you? HELL YEAH YOU DID!"