ACTION ALERT! ACTION ALERT!

Terrorists were in the final stages of planning to blow up planes heading from the United Kingdom to the United States, U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff told reports from The CAB on Thursday.

The plans were "like, totally suggestive of an al Qaeda plot," he said. British police said they had forcefully arrested 21 suspects in a hollywood-esque AMAZING ACTION PACKED police raid.

These suspects were considered to be the key players in the plot to blow up passenger jets flying between the United Kingdom and the United States.

Actor turned jet pilot, John Travolta stated that he thought this was "um, so uncool. I don't think I like this. So, I think I'm, um, going to just fly my own planes. Excuse me, please, for it is time for John Travolta to dance."

Police said they were still raiding businesses and homes, and Chertoff said it was unclear if all suspects were in custody. Chertoff said the plotters were "getting close to the execution phase." We'd like to point out at this time that the word "execution" is cool.

"There were very concrete steps under way to execute all elements of the plan," he said.

When asked if he thought there still might be terrorists involed in the plot who have not yet been arrested, Chertoff said "hell yeah."

Alert levels were raised at U.S. and British airports. Sweet.