You like beef. No, you like ACTION! YEAH! ACTION! You want to see some explosions? OK! You want to see some roundhouse kicks to the face? OK! You want to know what might be inside that secret government bunker out in the middle of the woods that no one seems to know about? OK! Well, ladies and MEN, this blog is ON BALLS! So, strap yourself in using a five point seatbelt and attach that head restraint because The CAB is here to whisk you away to a la-la land of ACTION PACKED EXCITEMENT!
So, here I am at work when I decide that I need some ACTION! So, I realize it's also time for coffee! But, instead of getting a small cupa' joe, I opt instead to fill up my water bottle with COKE! HELL YEAH!
detonated by Cap'n Flak at 1:17 AM!
EXPLODED...
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Christopher EXPLODED...
That's not Coke, it's diareah and semen
