Welcome to The CAB!

My name is Captain Flak Paperpants and I will be your guide through an endless world of ACTION that will literally BLOW YOU AWAY!




Why is it so black in here?

Because you never know what ACTION awaits you in the dark!

Why is The CAB's local time set to Antarctica/Vostok?

Because that sounds so cool! After all, I bet "Vostok" is Russian for HARDCORE ACTION!

Are you ready to dive into an electronic battlefield devoid of any and all rules of engagement?

You are? Well, then lift up your balls and let's get to it!

LIGHTS! CABRA! ACTION!