ACTION Packed Ideas to spice up your day!

Hey, I know you! You're that guy sitting around doing nothing today! Well, get off your ass and do something ACTION PACKED!

Need some ideas? Well, FINE! Here you go:

• Go up to a random coworker or a person on the street, kick them right in the ass, raise your fist in the air and yell "THAT'S FOR YESTERDAY, SQUAREPANTS!"
• Get pulled over by the police, say to the officer "fuck off, I'M BUSY!" and then turn around and pretend to make out with yourself!
• KILL SOMETHING!HELL YEAH!
• Try any one of these crazy hobbies!
  
• File for a divorce... from yourself!
  
• Watch The Goonies... 10 TIMES IN A ROW!
• Go to a convention or tradeshow and be THIS GUY!
• Drink brandy until you are piss drunk, get all paranoid and angry about nothing, and then start emailing nastygrams your friends.
• Quit your job in a really dramatic fashion and storm out of the building. One hour later, go back inside and say "April Fools!" Don't worry that's it's not April. After all, FUCK APRIL. It's a sissy month. It's not a MAN'S month like February or September!
• Tell your empty iced coffee who's boss!