The CoMANdments according to Dr. R.J. "THE ACTION TURK" Murk!

Dr. Murk cares about the rights and lives of MEN. Are you a MAN? Are you sure? Then pull down your pants in public and declare to thyself to the thine own world!

Oh, yeah, and read these:

1. You are a man. You will never understand a women, satisfy a women, trust a woman, or be able to live without a woman.
2. Never humiliate yourself just to prove you're the craziest unless some other f*cker's going to really show you up.
3. Women buy cards. Men shake hands.
4. Go to church every Sunday except during: the summer, footbal season, bad weather, hangover time, all day breakfast marathon or any other convenient excuse.
5. Thou shalt not name thy penis.
6. Thou shalt get angry and loud first, apologize first and rationalize the whole f*cked up situation first.
7. Kill only when necessary.
8. Thou shalt not admit to coveting another man's possesions.
9. Thou shalt not admit to coveting another man's wife or girlfriend.
10. Thou shalt use the truth to hide the truth. Never lie to a woman because they'll know.

Then, go here. HELL YEAH!