Today's ACTION MAN!

Baron K.C. "Ack Ack" Flachmatuffen, III was born in the United States but, as a young child, managed to escape in a hot air balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency only to return when Clinton was impeached. (Ack Ack has a soft spot for peaches.)

Self described as being "not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground," Ack Ack is known as a serious ladies man.

With an unending thirst for ACTION, Ack Ack almost always carries a concealed weapon and no less than ten frozen hot dogs. After all, you never know when you might need a loaded gun and a quick meal.

Currently working for the CIA in an undisclosed sales position (what he is selling at the CIA is of great concern to various foreign powers,) Ack Ack is master of disguise and a lover of "B" movies, home made internet porn and Kellogg's Frosted Flakes. HELL YEAH!

At this time, Ack Ack is considering running for President against Murk & Malach in 2008 and waiting for his red back pack to arrive.