Thursday, September 07, 2006

Today's ACTION packed consumer product!

Shock Coffee
Supercaffeinated java beans and drinks - HELL YEAH!!!!

New York-based Shock has developed a coffee blend with twice the normal active ingredient. "Beans that grow at a lower altitude have a higher caffeine content," vice president for sales Serge "Shakey" Karnegie explains.

The company sells regular beans, candy-covered beans, and a brew marketed as an energy drink.

The tagline: "Sleep is overrated." Nice.

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